Okay so a guy held a door open and as I was walking I thought in my head ’ thanks mister attractive face” and then he giggled and I realized it wasN’T IN MY HEAD AND HE JUST KEPT GIGGLING LIKE A 5 YEAR OLD

(via trust)

"Nothing is sexier than someone who wants you as much as you want them."

(via good-vibeez)

(Source: mofobian, via r4punzel)

exit the womb they said

life will be great they said

(via worrying-solves-nothing)


how to get girls to like you:

  1. compliment their eyebrows
  2. eat them out

(Source: a-greek-goddess, via mir-randers)


turns my fan on high so i can still sleep with a blanket

(via allfullofteenageangst)